February 2012
2 posts
January 2012
549 posts
non-Muslim friend: Why do you have a watering can in your bathroom?
Me: ... for the um the flowers obviously
non-Muslim friend: ... there were no flowers in your bathroom
Me: * damn this bitch actually checked ? * OH HEY I LIKE YOUR SHIRT!. Did you get a haircut? Where did you get that shirt? HOW IS YOUR FAMILY.
I don't know what it is about eyes... but to me...
Anonymous asked: shit thats so much money where is it all from
